thedailywhat: Presidential Blooper of the Day: President Obama found himself locked out of the Oval Office yesterday after returning home from his Latin America tour. Apparently the White House staff had not been informed that the president was back, but Obama shrugged off the snafu with a whistle as he made his way to an open set of doors. [wews.]
the URL says it all :’)
I went to the market the other day, our local Henry’s, with the intent to buy 2 lbs of roasted almonds and 2 lbs of unsalted cashews for my daddy dearest. The dispenser was empty of the unsalted cashews, so I went up to a employer who was placing in the new shipments of bananas and politely said, “Excuse me, would you mind helping me in the nuts isle?” I saw it in his eyes, and...
damnthatswhack: damnplaylist: Starfucker - Reptilians Album Take 45 minutes and listen to it in its entirety. It is absolutely amazing. Just click PLAY and the playlist will load. Can’t. Stop. Listening.
Was your daddy a drug dealer?
‘Cause you dope.
this looks normal, but i loled for DAYS. sigh,...
Monique: this is funnY!!!!
Badass of the Week. Japanese hero for real.... HE... →
If you think you are unhappy... →
stucksilly: If you think you are unhappy… If you think your salary is low… If you think you don’t have many friends… When you feel like giving up … If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does? If you complain about your transport system … If your society is unfair … Enjoy life, how it is, and as it comes There are always those who are worse off than we are.There...